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Merry Christmas! [Jul. 4th, 2008|11:03 pm]
[Current Location |38.55 N, 121.74 W]
[mood | stressed]
[music |explosions]

Wait, what? It's not Christmas you say? Bugger. You'll have to excuse me, as the neighbor breeders screaming infant has been interrupting my sleep for about the last SIX WEEKS so you'll understand if I should sound slightly ... out of whack. Of course, it could be the scotch talking.

Speaking of which, yesterday was the closest I have ever come to driving drunk. Just before I left work, I fixed this horrible "no one can login" error with some LDAP jujitsu, a stick of RAM, and a couple prayers. [It was Novell NetWare, so prayer was required]. When I got home, I treated myself to a fancy dinner of garlic lemon pasta and a nice Chianti [no fava beans].

Halfway through my third glass, the SMS page arrives: power failure. I sigh in relief when the "power restored" message comes through three minutse later, and pour myself another glass. Of course, scant minutes later, another power failure message comes in. S H I T.

I call people, and VPN into work, trying to shutdown the ancient AS/400 [TIMI based RS64 "Apache", c. 1997] cleanly before the server servicing my remote connection auto-shutdowns. No dice, seconds after the password database loads [because, who remembers the password to an ancient piece of shit like an IBM AS/400?], the connection is terminated. I curse, and make more phone calls. It is clear that the only guy nearby is me, with the closest backup in a) Lake Tahoe, b) Monterey, and c) Lava Beds National Monument [basically Oregon]. F U C K.

Tahoe guy and I proceed to work as most of the servers shutdown, and I pray that someone more deserving occupies the attention of the California Highway Patrol while I am in transit. I am rewarded as a reckless driver is pulled over in front of me. Tahoe guy and I reach the computer room at essentially the same time; five minutes after power is restored. Boring routine "turn shit back on" follow, and all is well thereafter.

Happy 4th!
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Yak shaving [Sep. 1st, 2007|07:20 pm]
[mood | amused]

My cellphone died. Unlike some people ([info]searat, I'm looking at you), I managed to keep my list of contacts, and get them transferred to my new phone, a refurbished[1] Samsung Blackjack running Windows Mobile 5. WM6 will be released in a few weeks. (9/17!!)

As is always the case when you get a new phone, you find ... issues with the defaults. The key backlight is too short. The phone doesn't ring if you're in messaging, but does if you're in calendaring.

This leads directly to a stupendous yak shaving[2] incident:

Goal: Sync email to phone.

Okay, I need to set up an association, so I download & install ActiveSync...
Hmm, ActiveSync wants Outlook ... I can install that from school...
Hmm, school updated their vpn client, need to install that first...
Hmm, password rejected, need to resync my account certs...
Hmm, my certs went to my phone and freaked it out...
Hmm, well, there's a new firmware I wanted to try anyway..
Hmm, need to install Samsung modem drivers...

So, here I am, changing registry settings to get the modem driver to load to update the firmware to fix the certs to download outlook to sync my email.

[1] By "refurbished" I mean "returned because this damn thing is too complex"

[2] yak shaving
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[1985-2007] RIP, Joanne Daniels Voice [Aug. 29th, 2007|11:39 am]
[mood | sad]

I always knew that Ma Bell was a cheating profiteering monopoly, but the latest invocation of it (AT&T) is like that coal company that was in the news, starting up a dangerous mine to suck a little more money out of the ground. But at what cost?

At the end of September, the time lady will be no more. After years of resetting clocks after power outages, 767-2676 will return "This number has been disconnected, or is no longer in service"

LA Times article

My best memory of her was on January 31st, 1999. She rolled over just fine, as did the world.

If you'll excuse me, I'll be sitting shiva.
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Memtastic! [Aug. 27th, 2007|08:58 pm]
[mood | anxious]

In high school... )
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Fsckups [Jul. 20th, 2007|05:04 pm]
[Current Location |95618]
[mood | accomplished]

I broke my laptop two days ago.

I mentioned to a friend he could try out the new ubuntu release, so I thought to myself; "hey! I should try it out too!" So, I rebooted from xp into ubuntu to update it to the latest version.

I apparently forgot my root password :(

No biggie! I'll just boot into xp, delete the linux partitions, and install the fresh new ubuntu!

I did so, and began bittorrenting the new ubuntu to my laptop, who eventually ran out of battery and auto-hibernated.

The next morning, I wanted to check my email, forgetting all about the excitement of the previous night. I quickly ascertain the lack of juice, plug lappy into the wall, and hit the power button.

Sadly, this lack of linux confused grub to no end, leading to the dreaded loading stage 1.5 ... error 17 issue, since its config was on the recently deleted linux partition.

So what! I can just boot off a xp cd, choose the recovery console, type in fixmbr, and Linus Torvalds is your uncle!

Well, I didn't have an xp disk handy, but I did have a year old version of BartPE on a USB flash drive. I knew it had diskpart on there, and I figured there must be some way to rewrite the MBR, so I was in a curious mood whilst dicking about with diskpart. NEVER BE IN A CURIOUS MOOD WHILST DICKING ABOUT WITH DISKPART.


DISKPART> select disk 0

Disk 0 is now the selected disk.

DISKPART> clean ?

The arguments you specified for this command are not valid.

DISKPART> clean

DiskPart succeeded in cleaning the disk.

DISKPART> FUCK. Fuckity fuck fuck!!!one11eleven.


So, at this point I have NO partitions, a USB flash drive with BartPE on it, and a really pissed off attitude. I google "free partition recovery" on another PC to see if there are any decent options out there. It is at this point I wholeheartedly recommend TestDisk from CGSecurity. Allow me to quote from their blurb: "It was primarily designed to help recover lost partitions and/or make non-booting disks bootable again when these symptoms are caused by faulty software, certain types of viruses or human error (such as accidentally deleting your Partition Table)."

Best of all, it was a standalone directory that could be copied to a flash drive and run under BartPE! So, here I am, documenting my happiness at not having to reinstall everything.

Most interestingly, after the partitions were detected, recreated, the MBR was repaired (TestDisk did that too), the computer came out of hibernate when switched on. Now that's awesomeness.
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An Expedient Update! [Jul. 10th, 2007|03:45 pm]
[mood | chipper]

1) The leader is away[0], the coworker is reassigned, and I represent the sole ruler in the operations group. Servers go down when I say they go down, dammit. Interns, Ho!

2) I'm going on vacation(!!!1!one!1!eleven) next month, to one of the few remaining locales in North America under the triple digit mark, the PACIFIC NORTHWEST.

3) With a boy! Yes, the unmentioned[1] Nicholas[2] and I shall be taking the quintessential American vacation, the road trip.[3]

[0] in reference to this comment, so far this week we've had two hard drive failures, an email loop, and ~3000 missing files.
[1] ...until now, 241 days after first meeting the hottie.
[2] hi babe!
[3] there will be no cocaine in the trunk. I say again, NO COCAINE IN THE TRUNK.
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(no subject) [Jun. 25th, 2007|10:56 am]








NOC outage
NOC temperature
Things always fail on the weekend.

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Technological scares through history [May. 28th, 2007|12:03 pm]
  • 2000s - Wireless 802.11x internet radiation.

  • 1990s - Cellphone radiation.

  • 1980s - Cordless telephone radiation.

  • 1970s - Electromagnetic radiation from high voltage power lines.

  • 1960s - TV radiation from "sitting too close."

  • 1950s - Color television airwaves radiation.

  • 1940s - Television airwaves radiation.

  • 1930s - Radio radiation.

  • 1920s - Telephone radiation.

  • 1910s - Telegraph radiation.

  • 1900s - Electricity.


Goddammit people, it's all the same stuff! Gah!

For more information plz to be visiting http://www.badscience.net/?p=418
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Meh vs. Feh: Round 1 ... FIGHT! [Feb. 8th, 2007|09:01 pm]
Who wins in a battle of the ?eh; meh or feh? Start each contestant at 0 and add/subtract as apropos:

Meh:
- .com .net .org taken: +3
- 11.9 million google results: +12
- meh.com - domain squatter: -5
- meh is derived from the simpsons: +5
...the simpsons after 2000: -3
- meh has a t-shirt: +3
- meh is a word the cheat says: +3

Meh total: 18

Feh:
- .com .net .org taken: +3
- 2.88 million google results: +3
- feh.com - crazy circle dude: +2
- feh is an open source image viewer: +3
- feh is derived from yiddish: +2
- feh is used in the life in hell comics: +1
- feh is a german paper towel brand: +3
- feh is the flood estimation handbook from the uk: -2
- feh is said by the anime character Inuyasha: +2

Feh total: 17

The Mehs have it.
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Gah! The Bogons! AGGGHH!!! [Feb. 5th, 2007|05:17 pm]
You may remember an earlier entry along these lines here.
Reason #2 to not use the low bidder Reason #2 to not use the low bidder

Ahem.

-Our wiring standard is TIA/EIA-568-B-2001, not crapnet.
-please maintain pair twist to termination point
-pvc jacketing should be flush with jack
-label cables
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QOTD [Feb. 5th, 2007|04:52 pm]
Over a year ago, I gave four of your cow-orkers a two-day class during
which I taught them the barest introduction to $topic.

You declined to attend, opining that it would be a waste of your time.
I do not know and do not care if this was because of your contempt for
$topic, your lack of confidence in my abilities as an instructor, a
belief that you would have no use for this information, or some linear
combination of the above.

Fast-forward to now. You have apparently just discovered (or been told
from On High) that you will be dealing extensively with the subject in
question.

There are a number of possible appropriate reactions to this
epiphany. Among these is *not* sending me an email saying "Tell me
everything you know about $topic."

You win a shiny new pointer to the (incomprehensible and misleading)
online docs foisted on an unsuspecting public^H^H provided by the
vendor. Were I capable of pity, your plight would inspire it.

-- Brian in the Monastery
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+10 Mace of Divine Smiting. [Jan. 30th, 2007|10:51 am]
Work related conversations:

-ONE-

Me: "So, you last saw it about two years ago in a folder called c:\stuff?"
Them: "uh huh."
*MUTE ON*
Me: "Bwhahahahaha!"
*MUTE OFF*
Me: "Uh, let me transfer you to desktop support; they handle files on the C:\ drive..."

-TWO-

Me: "Anyway, if we actually use T-SQL as intended, we can catch any errors and email them to the relevant DBA..."
Them: "Don't change anything!"
Me: "Umm, do you want to know why the jobs are failing?"
Them: "Yes!"
Me: "Nothing is easy for the unwilling."
Them: "What?"
Me: "Nevermind... let me show you an example of what I mean..."

-THREE-

*ring ring*
Them: "It doesn't work."
Me: "I know. Software Development is working on it. Talk to X if you need an update."
Them: "Oh, OK."
*two hours later*
*ring ring*
Them: "It still doesn't work."
Me: "Yes, but it is out of my hands. I have passed it on to others who can fix it."
Them: "Maybe if I reboot ... "
*five minutes later*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*

-FOUR-

*ring ring*
Me: "Networks."
Boss: "Please suspend access to [useless waste of air] effective now."
Me: "No problem."
*SMITE*

*updated*
-FIVE-

*reviews network design with consultant engineer*
Me: "Umm, you really can't engineer it like that. RSTP is intended for extended star topologies, not rings, especially not rings with 20 or more nodes. The BPDUs will expire before reaching the other interface, resulting in two or more roots, resulting in loops, resulting in broadcast storms."
Engineer: "..."
Me: "The IEEE 802.1Q and 802.1W standards dictate a maximum network diameter of 7."
Engineer: "..."
Boss: "Is there any way you can make it work?"
Engineer: "..."
Me: "If you increase the max_age timer it's possible the BPDUs won't expire in transit. But that would need to be tested, and it's likely you'll still have exponential convergence times, depending on how many nodes in excess of 7 the converged ring is.
Engineer: "..."
Boss: "Great. We'll do that then."

sigh
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Xmas list '06 [Dec. 3rd, 2006|10:04 pm]
I really don't know why I make these every year, except as a scorecard to see how many of them I get each year.

1) A coat. Something on the warmer end of the spectrum. I have a great black nylon heavy raincoat, but I'm looking for something more insulating. Wool would me nice; some crazy gore-tex super down insulator 5000 would be even better.

2) Cotton long sleeve shirts. Really, winter clothes in general. There's not a lot to choose from in the wardrobe currently, 'cept for hoodies. Like this beaut from arstechnica. The geekier the better :)

3) Something geeky
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For J.D. [Nov. 27th, 2006|10:07 pm]
Last Wednesday, my dog J.D. was struck and killed by a car during a thunderstorm. No one was home at the time as we were all celebrating thanksgiving in Sacramento, and didn't find out until Friday morning, when a neighbor discovered him. J.D. always was terrified of thunder; one time he ran away for a week after lightning struck a tree on the property. I went up to Redding with my brother and his family, and laid J.D. to rest next to the stumpy remains of that tree. Hopefully lightning won't strike twice there.

He lived a long full life, his later years shared with two other mischievous dogs. I'm sure he's ineptly chasing squirrels somewhere.


J.D.

The bestest dog evar




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PSA - Train wreck in progress [Nov. 1st, 2006|10:31 pm]
I don't really think of myself as a political person. Sure, I have my beliefs, but I'm not about to go out try to convince others that mine are right and you should totally vote the way I tell you, and boy, by the way, have this tasty lollipop with it's green Franklin wrapper.

But sometimes, you just need to make people aware, and let them come to their own decisions.

This past week, it seems I've been bombarded, much like mallet strikes to an unprotected head, by various people saying that electronic voting machines are going to be the death of democracy.

For example, Jon "Hannibal" Strokes, writer for arstechnica since the beginning of time, has an extraordinarily long newspost about the "gathering storm" of e-voting problems. Likewise, Bruce Schneier blogs repeatedly about flaws in voting software.

So, go vote something wonky this November so you can claim you were disenfranchised. I could be a lot more crazy sounding, but I'll just say this computer science student rejects utterly the concept of computer aided voting being better than what we had in the 50's.
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Why computers are "A Bad Thing" [Oct. 19th, 2006|03:57 pm]
Another winner from comp.risks:
Airplanes under instrument flight rules fly from one navigation beacon to another along published standard routes. In the old days, with radio navigation receivers and pilots flying by hand, a plane wouldn't fly its clearance exactly. The airways include a tolerance for error of +/- 4 miles. If you're 4 miles to the right of course, in other words, you're still legal and safe from hitting mountains or other obstacles. Altitude was similarly sloppy. If you reached for a drink of coffee or to look at a chart, you might drift up or down 200 feet. Air traffic control wouldn't get upset.

How does it work now that the computer age has finally reached aviation? The GPS computes an exact great circle route from navaid to navaid. All GPS receivers run from the same database of latitude/longitude coordinates, so they all have the same idea of where the Manchester, New Hampshire VOR is, for example. The autopilot in the plane will hold the airplane to within about 30 feet of the centerline of the airway and to perhaps 20 feet in altitude. If two planes in opposite directions are cleared to fly on the same airway at the same altitude, a collision now becomes inevitable.

Almost any other system would be safer.

http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2006/10/06/mid-air-collision-in-brazil-when-precision-kills/
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Another reason for asr to be in your rss [Oct. 16th, 2006|01:02 pm]
A person posts a thread stating that they had a great vacation, culminating in the purchase of 35 bottles of single malt scotch whisky of varying types. The response:

35 bottles * 0.750 L/bottle * 40% abv = 10.5 L of alcohol

10.5 L * (1000 cm^3)/1 L * 0.789 g/cm^3 = 8280 g of alcohol

Average adult blood volume is 5 L and density is 1.06 g/cm^3
(Wackypedia)

5 L * (1000 cm^3)/1 L * 1.06 g/cm^3 = 5300 g of blood

5300 g * 0.08% BAC = 4.24 g of alcohol needed to get drunk

8280 g / 4.24 g = 1950 drunks in those 35 bottles

Alternatively, a typical metabolism rate for alcohol is 10 g/hr
(wackypedia again)

8280 g * 1 hr/10 g = 828 hours

828 hours * 1 day/24 hrs = 34.5 days of continuous drunkenness 

In other words, a typical bottle of scotch is a man-day of drunkenness.

That's why I love reading this group. I learn something new every 750ml. 
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Do what you can - What you want - What you must [Oct. 10th, 2006|10:41 pm]
So, I almost bought tickets for KMFDM at The Mezzanine, but I decided I didn't want to get robbed, shot at, or raped at 2am. Besides, I am poor. Oh so poor at the moment.

If you'll excuse me, I must go siphon the 91 octane from the yuppies next door.

--
feel the hunger inside, hold on to your trust
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heh heh heh [Sep. 13th, 2006|02:58 pm]
"The most exhaustively-tested program that I know of still had a serious
bug when it was released... If you have ten million test cases, you
probably missed one."

http://horningtales.blogspot.com/2006/09/exhaustive-testing.html

This guy has never heard of "corner" test cases. Of course, it was like 1964 at the time.
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RIP IRIX, MIPS [Sep. 6th, 2006|05:30 pm]
                  _ (/)
                 Eo3/ )
                 |/)\)
                  /\_
                  \__|=
                 (    )
                 __)(__
           _____/      \\_____
          |  _     ___   _   ||
          | | \     |   | \  ||
          | |  |    |   |  | ||
          | |_/     |   |_/  ||
          | | \     |   |    ||
          | |  \    |   |    ||
          | |   \. _|_. | .  ||
          |                  ||
          |    MIPS IRIX     ||
          |    1988-2006     ||
  *       | *   **    * **   |**      **
   \)),,.,./.,(//,,..,,\||(,,.,\\,.((//

And so another classic hardware manufacturer bites the dust. SGI's headstone is carved, with just the final date needing to be filled in.

And now, I'm saddled with hardware that needs to be hooked to a taser and a timing device, so as to migrate the data to applications made in this decade.
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