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Speaking of long running email jokes... [Dec. 7th, 2004|04:49 pm]
William
My favoured line fromThe Physics Of Santa Claus:

"353,000+ tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enourmous air resistance; this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy. Per second. Each."

Followed closely by the remainder of the paragraph:

"In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second."

Anyone want some Rudolph jerky? Extra crispy!
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[User Picture]From: jasnyder
2004-12-08 01:24 am (UTC)
You're a sick, sad little man.
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[User Picture]From: whizistic
2004-12-08 01:44 am (UTC)
But you knew that already
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[User Picture]From: chosen179
2004-12-08 02:00 am (UTC)
you just killed christmas for me...luckily for you I still have new years to look forward to ;)
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[User Picture]From: whizistic
2004-12-08 04:10 am (UTC)

well. . .

Don't get me started on the statistical likelihoods of new years resolutions actually being followed :)
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[User Picture]From: chosen179
2004-12-08 04:12 am (UTC)

Re: well. . .

Good God Man! All I said was New Years...I said nothing of the sort about resolutions. Enjoy the season...don't get all technical.

Have some alcohol.
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[User Picture]From: whizistic
2004-12-08 05:06 am (UTC)

Re: well. . .

/me puts on Jack Daniels sweatshirt.
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[User Picture]From: chosen179
2004-12-08 06:05 am (UTC)

Re: well. . .

thats right fool, Time to get down to biz'nus!
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