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Speaking of long running email jokes... [Dec. 7th, 2004|04:49 pm]
William
My favoured line fromThe Physics Of Santa Claus:

"353,000+ tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enourmous air resistance; this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy. Per second. Each."

Followed closely by the remainder of the paragraph:

"In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second."

Anyone want some Rudolph jerky? Extra crispy!
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[User Picture]From: chosen179
2004-12-08 06:05 am (UTC)

Re: well. . .

thats right fool, Time to get down to biz'nus!
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